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This is, of course, a very unwise thing to name any document, but I've gone ahead and done it anyway. Unwise things happen all the time - what's one more to add to the mix?
"I seem to be having great difficulty with my lifestyle." See, there's another unwise thing I've gone and said. That comment probably started a war somewhere. A war that will inevitably cause indigestion in a small dog. You have no idea what I'm talking about. Please educate yourself.
What is the name of this website?
At the time of writing, it's "What is the Name of this Website?" but that could change at any time.
Why are you doing this to me?
Because I hate you and I hate your advisory. If you don't like it, leave. If you do like it ... well, I'm not sure what to say about you, other than maybe "It's admirable that you can admit such a thing without turning a very interesting shade of red."
co.uk? co dot frickin' uk?
This question was asked by Chris Pierce. Yes, co dot frickin' uk. Tripod UK is a very nice host and I like it. PHP, lots of space, and not filled with ads. And I happen to like Europe. That's all changed. Suck it, Tripod UK, suck it. But I still like Europe in general.
Even France?
Even France.
Even Czechoslovakia?
Yes, both the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
Even Belgium?
Shh!!! Don't you know what that word means!!?
Why have you replaced all the symbols in your e-mail address with words?
Because I'm paranoid and I hate spam. You should be intelligent enough to replace them with the appropriate symbols. A computer I hope is not that smart. Or at least not that desperate.
Why doesn't anything on this damned site work?
I test it in whatever version of Microsoft Internet Explorer I have because I am a slave to the oppressive monopol--I mean--because I know what's good for me. I'm too lazy to check other browsers, so it's your own problem if it doesn't work.
Why does your site completely rape my computer and make it blow up?
Now that is a problem. Ask me about that.
Why is your site always down?
Stop whining. You got here eventually, didn't you? Besides, it's free. For you and for me. Ha ha, that rhymes. I rhyme things all the time. I'm a poet and that fact had not previously been known to me. Oh damn, I messed it up.
Why don't you switch hosts to this one gr--
STOP WHINING.
But seriously, this host suc--
STOP WHINING.
I want my money back!
Fine! Take it back! See if I care!
Do you care?
Well, yes, actually. But let's just pretend for the moment that I don't.
Wow, you're pathetic.
That's not a question.
Wow, you're pathetic, huh?
Stop dipping in my bucket! (note: cheap inside joke, feel free to ignore)
A/S/L?
No, English only. I don't know sign language.
No, seriously.
Fine fine. Yes I have an age; no, I have not yet had sex; yes, I know a language. Why do you want to know about such personal matters anyway?
Are you Chinese?
No.
Japanese?
No.
Korean?
No.
Vietnamese?
No.
Filipino?
No.
Mexican?
Dear God, no.
Who is this God person anyway?
I don't know, but apostrophe sure is fun.
Then what the hell are you?
How about "American"?
But, really, what are you?
But, really, how about "American"?
What's your favorite band?
Rubber band. The FM band. Bandai.
By band, I meant musical group.
Oh. Well in that case I don't have one.
How can you not have a favorite musical group?
In exactly the same way as I haven't had one for many years now.
What fruit are you? Find your inner fruit.
Actually, I think Rob Patterson is the only one to ever ask me this, and I don't think I ever came up with a satisfactory answer. In fact, I still don't have one.
What is the Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?
Forty-two.
And what is the Great Question, exactly?
Um ... what do you get when you multiply six by nine? How many roads must a man walk down?
What are you talking about?
No, no, that can't be right. It doesn't go with the Answer. "What are you talking about?" "Forty-two." Absolutely not.
So what's the meaning of life?
The defeat of entropy.
Are you going to answer the next question falsely?
Not if there isn't a next question, which there isn't.
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