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Totals - last update 18 october 2002
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7 Mr. Anders (1 new) 71 Mr. Black 14 Mrs. Butler 2 Mrs. Carey 145 Mr. Dahl |
76 Mrs. Dunn 45 Mr. Fossett (14 new) 3 Mme. Hecker 3 Mme. Kairet |
66 Mr. Patterson (6 new) 97 Mr. Plummer (6 new) 8 Mr. Tuckman 2 Mrs. Zimmerman |
"'Bicentennial'... does that mean everyone in Ohio is half gay and half straight?" -Mr. Anders
Jason: "What the F--- are you doing!?"
Mr. Anders: "Now, now, Jason. Don't end a sentence with a preposition."
"How did these things get associated with Easter? Chocloate bunnies... Jesus on a cross. I just don't get it." -Mr. Anders
(Mark e-mails Mr. Anders from right outside his classroom)
Mark: "So, can I do two more extra credit?"
Mr. Anders: "Yes, I replied. No, not on e-mail. I just came outside and said 'Yes, you can.' It's called speech."
"That's a good Russian name. 'Igrabyourrook Offtheboard.'" -Mr. Anders
Mr. Anders: "Don't worry. I'm a good driver. I've only gotten 7 tickets, been in 4 accidents and had my license suspended once. And I've never hit an actual human being."
Dan Bernstein: "Yes you have!"
Mr. Anders: "I've never injured an actual human being."
"I'm always amazed at how you guys can so brazenly say something so totally fabricated. You can say it with total confidence!" -Mrs. Butler
(on multiple guess strategy)
Jason: "You weren't kidding when you said you had to search really hard to take off a point."
(draws stuff on board)
"It doesn't go flip-flop-flip-flop, it's just a smear of electrons." -Mrs. Butler
"So beryllium is one of the exceptions to the octet rule. ..... Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up first." -Mrs. Butler
"Let's say I'm feeling particularly sadistic this fine Monday." -Mrs. Butler
"Actually, they say it's better to do it when your toddler is still sleeping a fair amount, instead of when they're maybe 1 or 2 years old and you have to keep an eye on them constantly so they don't stick their fingers in sockets." -Mrs. Butler
"I wish I had a scale of all the Mole Day projects from the past 18 years so I could see [how bad] that one was." -Mrs. Butler
"I think in 18 years, I've never seen a mole dance. We've had mole cheers, mole video tapes, but never a mole dance." -Mrs. Butler
"We don't talk to our colleagues, sit around the lunch table and say 'Ooh, I'm giving a test Thursday, what about you?'" -Mrs. Butler
(the context for this one is too long to write down)
(Robert's lid pops off)
"[Mrs. Butler] called me last night in the middle of Joe Millionaire, and I said 'Let me explain somethin' to you, PAULA.'" -Mrs. Carey
"So if I spell something wrong on the board, just shut up. Spell it right in your notes." -Mrs. Carey
"I don't trust you guys. I left all my past final exams in the room with you. If you all get perfect on the exam ..." -Mme. Hecker
"Why can't you speak English like everybody else?" -Mme. Hecker, quoting from "Le Chanson Deguelasse" (pardon the spelling)
Mme. Hecker: "Les cornemuses ... ce sont des ... um ... 'windpipes' ... 'windbags' ... no ..."
(sorry in advance for grammatical errors I may have introduced in transcribing this)
(after another advisory complaint)
(complaining about her advisory's cafeteria clean-up)
"There ARE beds. So it's not really camping but it is because it's in the woods." -Mr. Tuckman
"Yes, there are spiders! If there are no spiders in your tent, we will import them." -Mr. Tuckman
"I don't care if there are 68 or 67. I don't care if you're on this trip. I'M gonna be there. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! ME!" -Mr. Tuckman
"How many of you woke up this morning, maybe your windows are open, and said 'Man, it's cold.' Imagine that without four walls around you." -Mr. Tuckman
"You're in your sleeping bag, and you zip it down and then the decision comes: 'How badly do I have to go?' THAT'S how cold it is!" -Mr. Tuckman
"How far are the toilets?"
"There's SO much to get high on, without having to get high on anything." -Mr. Tuckman
"You do not shower. That's what the river is for." -Mr. TuckmanBUTLER
"If it's too hard, just skip it! And I'm a little uncomfortable saying that, because I don't want an engineer like that. I don't want a doctor like that." -Mrs. Butler
Mrs. Butler: "Yeah... well, I felt a little guilty, but then you got the bonus, so..."
"Well, I think that's pretty good for a fake, made-up molecule." -Mrs. Butler
(multiple people: "I've done that!!")
"I'm not sure how he explained to his parents that the toilet exploded." -Mrs. Butler
"Oh no! Put on your safety goggles! We're dealing with tennis ball cans! They're dangerous!" -Mrs. ButlerCAREY (Mrs.)
HECKER
Jason: "Bagpipes?"
Mme. Hecker: "Yeah. Ha, 'windbags'!"KAIRET
"Je n'aime pas la Suisse... c'est un pays qui m'ennuie. Tout est propre! Et il n'y a pas d'artistes suisses! Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont inventé? Le chocolat!? Non! Je préfère le chocolat belgique..."
I don't like Switzerland... it's a country that annoys me. Everything is so proper! There are no Swiss artists ... what have the Swiss invented anyway? Chocolate!? No, I prefer Belgian chocolate...
-Mme. Kairet
"It's not the cream of the crop, it's the crap of the crop!" -Mme. Kairet
"We're finding a lot of ... I love to announce this word... CRAP." -Mme. KairetTUCKMAN
Mr. Tuckman: "That depends on what you define as a toilet."
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