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I mentioned on the snow day (December 5) that Boeing 767s are very difficult to catch on your tongue. The same is true of the 777, maybe even more so. Don't even get me started on the A380.
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Answer 22 Click to show/hide I mentioned on the snow day (December 5) that Boeing 767s are very difficult to catch on your tongue. The same is true of the 777, maybe even more so. Don't even get me started on the A380. |
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Answer 21 Click to show/hide If you can fit this in your mouth without deflating it, I congratulate you. If you can find a use for it, even better. |
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Answer 20 Click to show/hide By now it's nothing but water with a few chemicals in it. Harmless. This isn't the oldest stuff in the house either. Once I found ipecac syrup expired in 1986. |
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Answer 19 Click to show/hide Other than a size issue, they're pretty soft (they're BENDY THINGS - they have to be soft), and so they shouldn't hurt if you put them in your mouth. But I imagine they'd probably taste pretty bad. |
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Answer 18 Click to show/hide STOP PUTTING MY STUFF IN YOUR MOUTH! First the origami puzzle thing (Object 9), and now this. You horrible person. |
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Answer 17 Click to show/hide Well, it says "Avoid contact with eyes and prolonged contact with skin. Do not breathe vapors. . . . If swallowed, do not induce vomiting . . . ." It does NOT, however, say anything about not putting it in your mouth. So you can safely put this in your mouth, as long as you don't breathe, and don't swallow. |
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Answer 16 Click to show/hide If you can fit this in your mouth, I congratulate you. There used to be a shield on it, but I have no idea where it went. Hm. |
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Answer 15 Click to show/hide Oh I don't know ... depends on if he's sedated or not. The real question here is, "Will You Hurt Brandon If You Put Him In Your Mouth?" or perhaps "Will Brandon Kill You If You Put Him In Your Mouth?" |
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Answer 14 Click to show/hide UGH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! Actually, with some cinnamon gum, it ... no, let's not even go there. |
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Answer 13 Click to show/hide Might tickle. Might sting. But as long as you get a free lunch, it's OK! |
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Answer 12 Click to show/hide But does your mouth feel clean? Fabulous! |
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Answer 11 Click to show/hide I think this one should be pretty obvious. But that cost a lot of money - take it out of your mouth RIGHT NOW, you disgusting, putting-things-in-mouth child. |
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Answer 10 Click to show/hide Won't hurt, except for the pin it balances on. It's pointy. Watching me play tennis, however, DOES hurt. Highly anti-recommended. |
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Answer 9 Click to show/hide It melts in your mouth, not in your hands ... HEY! DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! THAT'S PRECIOUS! *my precious...* |
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Answer 8 Click to show/hide Most of those cans say something to the effect of "Do not eat - in case of ingestion contact Poison Control Center immediately." So I can think of a few people who really need to put this in their mouths. |
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Answer 7 Click to show/hide It's fine until it gets mad. You may consider adding insulation to the inside of your mouth. But then again, insulation doesn't taste so good either. |
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Answer 6 Click to show/hide It's like a party ... in your mouth! Wait, that didn't come out right. |
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Answer 5 Click to show/hide You know those things can be pretty vicious. They'll attack your poor mouth, then invade. They'll pillage all your teeth ... on second thought, don't put this in your mouth (if it's not too late already). |
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Answer 4 Click to show/hide It might not hurt, but it sure would taste bad with the grease and oil they put in there. Yuk. On the other hand, it's really easy to solve this way (not that I couldn't do it the real way...). |
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Answer 3 Click to show/hide Yep. Especially those light sabres. It hurts even more when you put all the spare parts and stuff in. |
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Answer 2 Click to show/hide No. The hat itself will not hurt. The pins, however, will hurt like hell. They actually hurt when you put them on your head, not to mention in your mouth. At least I didn't get all 57 to put on there, because then it would really, REALLY hurt. |
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Answer 1 Click to show/hide No. Nice and round. You may have some problem getting it in, but once inside, it should rest comfortably and not hurt. It WILL hurt, however, if you try to swallow it. |
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