Need Another Beer

When times are rough and you know I'm feeling down
I need something so in sorrows I can drown
I don't wanna keep living in fear
I just need another beer
I wanna go where everybody knows my name
And where I know I'll get treated the same
Every day of every single year
I just need another beer

Need another beer

I'm feeling low but I won't let my standards sink
Cos I can never have too much to drink
Even though my time is near
I just need another beer

I'm probably dying of alcohol poisoning
Serves me right for not giving a shit about anything
On my deathbed I will stop and say

Now I'm 60 and my life was oh so fun
But I'm starting to regret that I have done
Even though my time is near
I just need another beer

First one to speak I didn't get a reply
But when I looked her in the face I should have looked her in the eye
I told her that I hated her and thought that she was sucky
But I really really wanted her but I should be so lucky

I cried myself to sleep
I really wanted her
I got down on my knees
Right in front of her

Hangin' around I see you everywhere
Standing at the bus stop fiddling with your hair
You turn you face the other way I really don't care
Dressed in stupid clothes, you got nothing to wear

Margarita, Margarita, I wanna piece of Margarita
Margarita, Margarita, I know I shouldn't but, have ya seen her?

Thought about what she said it f*cking filled me with sadness
So I went to my room and skanked down to Madness
I went to sleep crying but I woke up feeling fine
'Cos I knew that two-faced towny bitch would never be mine

Roaming around for a couple of days
I didn't see or speak to no-one I kept outta the way
I met her in the marketplace the very next day
I didn't even give a shit what she had to say

Now it's reached the point where I really don't care
I don't wanna sound bitter but you never were fair
I'll forget about you in my mind you are dismissed
In 15 years you'll look back and yer gonna be p*ssed

Margarita, Margarita, I don't wanna piece of Margarita
Margarita, Margarita, the guy who's got you now well he can keep ya.

We Don't Make Toothpaste For Anyone Else

Supermarket nightmare, my head is in a whirl
All this f*cking trouble and I barely know the girl
The shop assistant's staring, she's laughing at my face
Just pick a bloody packet and get out of this place

Walking down the aisle I can clearly see them now
I spy another customer she's put her basket down (pick it up)
She's eyeing up the shampoo, the selfish little cow
There's no way I'll get at them with this minger standing 'round

I don't wanna do it, But I gotta do it
'Cos I wanna do it tonight

God I must look stupid in my insecurity
Why do these motherf*ckers only come in packs of three?
Now I've gone and done it, I've got them in my hand
Hooning to the checkout where I hope they understand

The checkout lady looks at me like I'm some kind of freak
While I'm standing sweating, a bright shade of pink
£2.95, now that just don't seem right
Sh*t a pack of Colgate, that's really spoilt my night.

Supermarket nightmare, my head is in a whirl
All this trouble f*cking and I barely know the girl
Now I've gone and done it, I've got them in my hand
Hooning to the checkpout where I hope they understand

God I must look stupid in my insecurity
Why do these motherf*ckers only come in packs of 3?
£2.95, now that just don't seem right
Sh*t a pack of Colgate, that's really spoilt my night

The War's Not Over Yet

Going to war ya know it'll be alright
As long as we get to battle and fight
Enemy soldiers in their enemy bases
Shoot 'em in the chests and shoot em in the faces
War's not clever, war's not fun
At least not until the fighting's begun
'Cos you and all the people that you love
Are gonna be killed by bombs dropped down from above

Fall out men and smoke 'em if you got'em
'Cos the war's not over yet
Here come tanks, shoot some missiles. That'll stop 'em.
'Cos the war's not over yet

Coming home in a body bag just doesn't seem fair
Lucky old Jimmy only lost his hair
Tommy lost a leg to an enemy grunt
But it looked like a really cool movie stunt
Sarge came home without any arms
He'll no longer work on his parent's farms
Mickey lost his eyesight when the mustard gas hit
His wife was really ugly so he doesn't give a sh*t

No Offence

Being worn by everyone I see your tee shirts constantly
And you keep telling me you wanna keep punk rock elite
I hear the voices but I can't make out the words
This sh*t don't mean anything to me
You say quit bugging me but I've seen you on MTV
They don't play videos for free

All these songs have their meaning
But the message just don't get through
What the f*ck do you expect?
When the target audience is you

We're a skanked up punk band
Coming out of San Francisco
And there's nothing that we like more
Than telling the kids where to go
Now we're living the good life
We got money beyond your dreams
Everybody still loves us
At least that's the way it seems

Winning It Back Again

I see you're off on one and it's not gonna be pretty
Worked up beyond belief and your lucks been really sh*tty
Spending money on replacement beer but I'm not keeping score
You hit the floor then you're shown the door now your counting the cabs

Thought I'd lost it all
Winning it back again
Heading for a fall
Winning it back again

It turned out that your night out didn't go exactly as you planned
The stakes were getting higher 'til you were dealt a sh*tty hand
You're luck's stopped flowing and the cards that were showing told the story of your downfall
The guys sitting round the table they saw you flinch
They knew you had lost it all.

Now your wallets feeling lighter and your train has left the track
With an ace in the hole you'll reach your goal and you'll win your money back
The dealers looking shifty but we know he's just a clown
You were bluffing all night you had the cards held tight
Now it's time to take that muthaf*kka down.

Copnor

I met a girl in the heat of the summertime
We stayed in watched films and drank cheap wine
And just when things were going fine
She moved away to post code PO9

I blame my turbo Ranault 5
It's got 240 valves inside
And alloy wheels complete the deal
For twenty grand it was a steal

Everything was going fine
She moved away to PO9
She drank cheap beer she drank cheap wine
My girlfriend moved to Copnor

I tried to win her back with flowers
Stood on her doorstep for f*cking hours
I begged her 'Don't break up with me'
She said 'Will you fuck off please?'

I was was feeling pretty bad and sad, she's glad I
Thought to have gotten rid of me, but now I'm free
To yank my plank or maybe baby three.