Quality periodicals from the DUMBASS publishing empire! Click on a cover image to see the full-size image in the gallery!
DUMBASS COMICS issue 3 |
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"An ultra-cool artist with a nifty line in Clerks / Pulp Fiction style dialogue... Highly recommended - Comics International, 9/10
I can't remember the exact quote but they compared me to ALAN DAVIS, for Christ's Sake! - Borderline
The titanic third issue, including the feature-length Cleansing Services: Special Ops extravaganza "Papicide". Our heroes incur the considerable wrath of the Roman Catholic Church, for reasons not entirely their own fault. Pandas! Ninja nuns! High-speed climactic flying car chases! It is fair to say that if you do not read this landmark in graphic storytelling, your life will be a pathetic wasted joke. Also several entertainment-packed back-up strips, including (but not limited to) aliens, nazis, outrageous slander and moral nihilism. And introducing the hottest comic-book character for the next millenium... Blippy the Space Baby!
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DUMBASS COMICS issue 2 |
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"Very funny and highly recommended" - Comics International, 9/10.
SFX magazine 'Fanzine of the month'.
See? I kick ass- it's official.
Features the book-length, senses-shattering CLEANSING SERVICES: SPECIAL OPS epic, "Party People 24-7", in which our 'heroes' Jobo and Alf... well, they pretty much go get drunk and have a fight. But, obviously, there's much more to it than that. Psychotically resentful mullet-heads, surly perverted cyborg bouncers, ill-advised passion and 'Famous Fascists' Top Trumps... this one's got it all! Also features a selection of hilarious and thought provoking back-up strips. Ever wondered what Britney Spears really thinks about the problem of evil and its implications for the existence of a beneficient Creator? Or what my brothers girlfiends cats arse looks like? Find out here...
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DUMBASS COMICS issue 1 |
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The legendary first issue. Features a titanic trio of 'Cleansing Services: Special Ops' tales. GASP in amazement as Jobo and Alf confront cybernetic terror and a couple of rather fine honeys in 'Scientifical Madness'! SHRIEK like a frightened schoolgirl as transglobal conspiracy is revealed in 'Just because you're paranoid...'! SHUDDER with nausea as our heroes explore complex issues of sexual identity in a sensitive and wholesome fashion in 'The Magic Piper of Love'! Plus a whole bunch of other crap.
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CLEANSING SERVICES: SPECIAL OPS issue 1 |
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Dating from way back in 1994, when I was busily doing my A-levels (and Dear Sweet God, that seems like a long time ago), this features the classic tale 'I go to work', in which our heroes Jobo and Alf.... well, they pretty much go get drunk and have a fight. You may be starting to get some sense of my limitations as a writer. Drawn like crap (I was only, like, 16, give me a break), this issue does feature the rather spectacular saving grace of having a very cool cover drawn by supercool 2000AD artist Henry Flint. Out of the kindness of his heart. The man's a star, and will go to heaven when he dies. And, well, I suppose a couple of bits are still pretty funny.
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DUMBASS COMICS issues 2 and 3 are available by mail order, direct from the source. They cost £1.50 each (inc. p&p), or you can take advantage of our brand new limited-period SPECIAL OFFER and buy both issues for a mere £2.50 (inc. p&p). Now come on, that's a damn bargain. What are you waiting for?
To order, send cheques / postal orders / well-disguised cash to:
Neill Cameron
70 Godstow Road
Wolvercote
Oxford
OX2 8NY
Alternatively: there's no online ordering here at planet dumbass yet, unfortunately, but you should still be able to order DUMBASS COMICS through distributors There Goes Tokyo and Smallzone.
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