Kadaj - How cute am i?

Yazoo - Nu-uh. I'm cuter! i have a duck on my head ^-^

Kadaj - Actually, that's a baby chocobo! i think i may call him....er......Dory! After the greatest short term memory loss suffering fish ever!

Loz - *Sniff* why am i crying? Ah well...at least we have our own site! (and i look cute crying might i add!)

Hey and welcome to Remnant Heaven....er...i really don't need to explain this do i since the title pretty much says it all! Here, my ickle remnants get to run free and do anything they want...well...almost anything...

  yeah, we're not allowed to kill other visitors...

And I'm not allowed to be moody! I've gotta be happy and smile at all times.....my face hurts....

and Loz isn't allowed to read maps

How was i to know what direction East was!!!

this is what happens when you follow Loz's directions *points down*

                                Kadaj - now how am i supposed to make the worlds bestest sand castle?

Well we eventually got to the beach didn't we????

Yeah, 6 hours later after the snow buried Kadaj!!!!

shut up! we're not supposed to speak about that! It's not my fault I'm small! At least I'm taller than Deb!

Oi!! 5"3 IS NOT SMALL....well...not compared to someone who's 4"5!!!!! *sticks tongue out*

*ahem* i think Deb here just broke a rule! DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!

Yeah! You're discriminating against small people!!!!

No I'm not!!!! And besides, it's not an official rule! it doesn't appear in the 10 commandments!

I have to agree with her...she wasn't. Kadaj on the other hand....he implied he's better than her because he's taller!

Aw thanks Yazoo....i think i may swap my fandom and join the Yazoo Silver Serenity! How'd you like that Kadaj?

  DON'T LEAVE MY FANDOM!!!! THE FANGIRLS KEEP TRYING TO GET ME NAKED!!!!

......Creepy......so back to our story! We eventually got out of the glacier and found the beach....honestly i don't know how we got lost since the glacier is right at the north of the planet and Costa Del Sol is in the South East

Well i didn't inherit Sephiroth's map-reading ability! Mother decided it wasn't important and got rid of that skill!

We aren't born with map-reading skills dumbass! it's something you learn! What do you think i did sitting in that coffin all day?

Do you really want ME to answer that given the kind of devious little mind i have?

.......i guess not *blush*

ANYWAYS, so we're at the beach, playing in the sea.....

                                            Kadaj - WHEEE THIS IS FUN!!!!!

                                            Yazoo - *slurp*

                                            Loz - WHERE'S MY HANDS???? .....oh right...they're under water! hehe *blushes*

Where did you get that thing anyway Yazoo???

Starbucks....they seem to pop up everywhere these days! I love Starbucks...but....*sniff*...our love was doomed....thanks to YOU!!!

So that's what i blew up....oops....how was i to know the difference between a random dance and a Ultima attack?

                                           WOO I AM THE DANCING QUE...ER....KING!!!!! WHEEE.....aw crap!

Kadaj needs to be punished for that!

What!??!!!???

Yeah...bad little boys need to be punished otherwise they never learn!

I wanna choose the punishment! Er.....i think Kadaj should do 50...no 100 press-ups!

Grrr....so unfair....just because i blew up that stupid coffee place!

Well....i think we've written enough of an introduction. Lets leave Kadaj to get on with the press ups and get on with the good stuff.

OOOH good stuff? like what??

just look at the hyperlinks! *points at hyperlinks*

Hyperlinks is such a brilliant word, but it's false advertising! i mean, are the links really hyper, did we give em red bull? or did we just assume they would be hyper?

Kadaj....shut up! And there's no way that was 100 press ups!

Grrrrrrr

heehee look at his lil ass moving up and down!

He's got such a cute lil wiggle.....o_O did i just say my brothers ass was cute?

Pretty much, yeah...^__^