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- SLB gets a makeover -
Let's face it, the old website was pretty rubbish. Trinny and Susannah came round to help, but they weren't much use at fetching pizzas. Or at making blue-peter models. Or playing the harmonica. In fact, we couldn't find anything they were good at (and yes, we did try lap dancing - what a mistake). So we drowned them. With the Sisters Whinge out of the way, we unleashed our creative genius and fashioned from the ether a thing of great beauty. Unfortunately, I sat on it by accident, so you'll just have to take my word for it. Anyway, we made this website as well. So feast your eyes, my friends, but don't come running to me when you realise it's only a metaphor.

Ah yes, you cry, but what's within? Dry your eyes mate, there's a whole world of Quarried Goodness lurking beneath this slick and stylish veneer. Roll up, roll up, we got topos galore and even more, we got a gallery that sparkles like a dewy morn, or like you spat on it; we got movies with more realism than you can shake a stick at (if only because the camera will out-shake you); we got a ticklist of the best problems in the whole wide bottom part of lancashire - and most of all, we got game...

Check it out. Got to be better than a poke in the pie.

-Robin

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