Photographs
Maplewell:
Seth carefully selects his notes
It's not quite Castle Donington
Look at the stain on the wall in front of Seth
They just wanna lay your mother down (whatever that means)
Night falls and "Evil Eye Chrissy" takes the ladies indoors
The audience are looking the wrong way, but then so is Chris
Rock Gig:
Meet him on the corner boy and don't be late
Jon runs to the rescue whilst Jade does her hair
A fearless (get it?) crowd looks on in awe
So that's where he gets his muscle enhancement drugs from
More JJJJJJAAZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Battle Of The Bands:
Twenny dollah bill he can set you straight
Hordes of Michael Jackson fans fail to perturb Sam
Three Fathers searching for the "After-Jazz" pill
Jazzing the Battle back to the Stone Age
Chris IS the fastest jazz guitarist in the land
And he can sing (ish) at the same time