Welcome to the Jism Foundation's Homepage. This page was kindly donated to us by one of our founder members, sporadic's editor and chief-writer Simon Scott. Me. The site aims to fill in the world on the jism front.

That's right. Jism. Lovely word, really. In fact, it is a perfect word. Like the word "cake", or "cheese". Jism. And despite its perfection, it is rarely used, instead thrown to the obscure corners of the English language, championed only by the beat poets and Kurt Vonnigut's of this world. Instead we are confronted by harsh and ugly words. Spunk. Cum. Even the proper term, semen, seems somehow innapropriate.

That is why this Foundation was formulated, in order to spread the word, the word being jism. And we can't do it without your help. So please, join us in our quest, our groundbreaking Jism 2000 plan, wherein we hope that jism is on the lips of every man and woman in the English speaking world. Linked from this page, you shall find a history of the word, hints and tips for using it in public, ideas on how to get jism noticed, and back in the hearts and minds of the people, because Jism is the people's euphamism. And it is the word of the future, of the next millenium. Thank you for your time.

Simon H Scott