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Here are some of my favorites
quotes from some of my favorite
movies. Enjoy. It was a lot of
fun putting this together.
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Lara Croft Tomb Raider:
Hilary: A lady should be modest.
Lara Croft: A lady should.
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[Lara sees the UPS man staring at the dilapidated house]
Lara Croft: I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything.
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The Faculty
Casey Conor: You can be such a...
Delilah Proffitt: What?
Casey Connor: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch.
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Casey: Guaranteed to jack you up.
[Stabs cocaine in alien's eye]
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Casey: If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House 'Independent's Day' style, or sneak in
the back door?
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Zeke: Whoa, woman. What are you on?
Miss Burke: 'Woman!' Did you just say 'woman'?! I'm sick of you little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little
'Wonder Dust' again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation.
[She walks away]
Zeke: She got some bad shit!
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Pearl Harbor
Earl: I don't want you painting titties on the side of my planes! Especially when they're lop-sided!
Gooz: But Earl, they *were* lop-sided.
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Rafe: Miss, I really, really lick you
[covers mouth]
Rafe: "Like" you. I didn't mean to say that.
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Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.
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10 Things I Hate About You
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you've been terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well,
in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
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Bianca Stratford: But she is a mutant! What if she never dates?
Walter Stratford: then you'll never date... Oh, I like that.
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Mr. Morgan: Now go to the office - you're pissin' me off!
Kat Stratford: But --
Mr. Morgan: -- later.
Joey: Thanks Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Morgan: Shut up!
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Two guys are fighting in his house, making a mess]
Bogey Lowenstein: Could you guys take this outside?
[They smash through a window]
Bogey Lowenstein: Thank you
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Save The Last Dance
Derek: Steps ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's ok, I'll dance in circles, probably around you.
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Sara: You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
[In the Devil's Snare]
Hermione: I've read about these! It's the devil's snare! You have to relax if you don't it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Faster? Oh, now I can relax!
[After Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking]
Hermione: He's not relaxing, is he?
Harry: Apparently not.
Hermione: I remember reading about this in Herbology... Devil's Snare... "Devil's Snare can be deadly fun, but will sulk in
the sun" that's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight!
[She exerts a type of sunlight from her wand, after muttering a charm. Ron falls to the ground below.]
Ron: (sigh) Lucky thing we didn't panic.
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George Weasly: He's not Fred, I am.
Fred Weasly: Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother.
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Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?
Harry: A little.
Oliver Wood : It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry: What happened?
Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.
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Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed.
Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
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Fred Weasly: Well done, Harry. Wood just told us.
Ron: Fred and George are on the team, beaters.
George Weasly: Our job is to make sure you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, though. Rough game, Quidditch.
Fred Weasly: Brutal, but no one died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they always turn up in a month or two!
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Austin Powers
Scott: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott : But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now,
I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers:[About her skintight clothes.] How do you get into those pants?
Felicity Shagwell: Well you can start by buying me a drink.
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Austin: I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah!
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Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.
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The President: C'mon, let me nuke that bastard.
Commander Gilmour: You want to blow up the moon?
The President: Would you really miss it that much?
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[Dr. Evil sings to Mini Me, to the tune of "Just the two of us"]
Dr. Evil: From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't
speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run
the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott
would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life
with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there
must be, Mini Me, you complete me.
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Spider-Man
Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know!
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Mary Jane: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
Mary Jane: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
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Peter Parker: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an
option.
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