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You remember when your parents said 'your face'll stick like that if the wind changes!'. They weren't lying.
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This is a bit of a peek into our family album! They are the top of my Loves list. *gets all mushy and un-necessary*
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I like hash, yet hate hotrocks...watcha gonna do, eh?
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I love tweetie. He seems so... when really he's more...
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There are many wonderful, wonderful things in this world. But, as the laws of Yin and Yang dictate, this means there must
also, sadly, be things that suck.
This is a little compilation of those thing.
If you'd like anything added to the list then you'd better...
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enjoy...
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First of all... there is no denying it, Cannabis rules! You can try and keep it down but GOOD WILL OUT!
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I also adore punk covers... Me first and the Gimme Gimme's are quite good for that... and PURPLE! Purple has to be the best
colour in existence... followed closely by turquoise, natch. Midgets are good too, I've always had an ambition to train a
midget up as an assasin. I'd keep him in a cage and call him Mungo. 'Sick 'em, Mungo!', I'd say, and he would. KaZaA is cool
too. Ooh and Triffids! What's not to be admired about a man eating plant that can move? It's like Little Shop Of Horrors,
that had a man eating plant and I LOVE that film! Talking Heads, Once In A Lifetime has one of the best videos possible, apart
from maybe Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin, or Falling To Pieces by Faith No More... heh heh 'somebody put me together'...classic.
*sigh* Tenacious D! They ROCK! I just can't get enough! Jack Black is THE MAN and KG? Dude.
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Polka Dots
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the word CONCOCTION
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Replacing swear words with 'smurf'. eg ' I smurfed her in the smurf all smurfing night!'
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Barking at old ladies
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War, famine, disease, suffering. They suck don't they? and peodophiles. Chocolate peanuts... I can't stand them, yic. Urgh
and trendies! Who shout 'Greeee-booo' at you when you walk down the street! But more so I dislike tourists, anyone who pretends
to be something they're not should be slapped by me. The fact that R'n'B is nothing like real rhythm and blues. Cheap fish
fingers. My belly button. The fact that I cant have my tongue pierced because its too fucking short! My hair NOT being naturally
pink. When you've been sitting down for ages with your legs crossed and you stand up and it feels like one of your legs is
a foot longer than the other? That pisses me off.... and yet makes me giggle, maybe I like it actually...
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Walkers cheese and onion crisps...mmmmm...tasty. Some may say they smell of sweaty muff ( you know who you are... ;o)) but
I say they smell of...cheese and onion. Slipping on the ice, however, sucks ass. I discovered this recently when I, surprisingly
enough, slipped on some ice. I hurt my ass... but I did giggle. But MY ASS STILL HURTS, and that is NOT funny. That 70's Show
aaaaaahh joy. Televisual delight. I do NOT however, love Trouble TV for taking it out of rotation. Bastards.
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Everything has a good side and a bad side.
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You say 'Tomato', I say 'Fuck Off'. The main thing is to concentrate on the POSITIVE things in life. You may NOT think purple
is the best colour in the universe, but that's no reason for a war! Is it? After all, if you don't think purple is perfect,
you must be some kind of fool...besides, I'd kick your ass.
So to sum up; everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but there is no denying that there are many aspects of this life
that SUCK! But let's try to enjoy life, and don't let the bastards grind ya down!
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Take care of yourselves,
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Aaaand each other
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Elftor just plain RULES! Visit elftor.com by clicking on the picture above for HOURS of PURE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT! According
to the quiz I am;
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