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At the beautician do you use the emergency entrance?
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Look at him. Living proof that care in the community doesn't work.
You're a real action man: crew cut, realistic scar, no genitals.
Uh oh. A couple of clowns short of a full circus, are'nt we?
Now do you see what happens when cousins marry?
Your intellect is rivaled only by gardening tools.
Not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
I can hardly contain my indifference.
I'm not taking advice from you.You can't count to twenty-one unless your naked.
When they made you they broke the mould....but some of it grew back.
If i want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, i'll put shoes on my cat.
As an outsider, how do you view the human race?
You look familiar. Didn't i dissect you in biology?
When i want your opinion, i'll give it to you.
Have a drink with you? I'd rather suture my own boils.
make your self at home! Clean my kitchen.
Do i look like a people person?
You! Off MY planet!
I like children too. Let's swap recipes.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Why don't you go home and tell your mother she wants you?
And your cry-baby, snotty-nosed opinion would be...?
I'm not mad i've just been in a very very bad mood for the last 30 years.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you completely missed.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Are those eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type i'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
Don't worry. I forget your name too!
How many times do i have to flush to make you go away?, and disored
I want revenge! Is that so wrong?
You say i'm a b**** like its a bad thing.
I never forget a face and i can remember both of yours.
Macho law forbids me from admitting im wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Just smile and say yes mistress.
Chaos, panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Mummy, i want to grow up to be a neurotic b**** just like you.
Every one thinks i'm psycotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Did i mention the kick in the groin you'll be recieving if you touch me?
You loook like shit is that the style now?
Is it time for your medication or mine?
And which dwarf are you?
How do i set a laser pointer to stun?
If i said anything to offend it was purely intentional.
Do you know i went through the bargain bin, but i didn't see that one.
Have you got a minute? Tell me everything oyu know.
Earth is full. Go home.
Gene police! Get out of the pool!!
Thats a fun outfit- it's fancy dress right?
Men have feelings to but who cares?
Nice dress are you hoping to slim into it?
Don't piss me off i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
What a pretty maternity dress.....your not......oh well.
Next mood swing: six minutes.
I don't believe in miracles i rely on them.
He is so ugly they printed his face on airline sick bags.
I'm busy. Your ugly. Have a nice day.
Speak up! You're entitled to your own stupid opinion.
I hate everybody, your next.
And your completely irrelevent point is...?
I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now.
Warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
Of course i don't look busy, i did it right the first time!
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