CHAZ
Chaz "Le Chat"
Goalkeeper, occasionally known to dump one in the pokey, as any
of his understudies would tell you. Always led by example "it's
YOUR Ball" he would shout as he would be too busy mooning at the
opposition's fans. Believed to not clean his bum for a week prior
to every "Old Firm" match against the Smiddy F.C. Later signed a lucrative
contract with Anthrax but got more than his fingers burnt 'cos he
hadn't checked the paperwork. "I thought it said Andrex" he would
say as he sat on the empty Ice Bucket begging for someone to "Spit
in My Bowl"....(another World record for Drew who could hit the target
from the halfway line).
The Original "Champagne Charlie" who could boot balls all day
long for a living, and patrolled his box like a concierge with
a machine gun was responsible for the "Hands up who wants
tickets" Scandal that rocked Scottish Football in the 90's.
The Sellick fans who handed over their dough in return for invisible
"Old Firm" tickets from the "conductor" on the Team Bus that was
stopped on an orange (amber! what's the difference?) light, should
have checked WHICH Team was on the Bus. When all the money
was safe in the keeper's hands, it was green for GO and the
Bus Roared off leaving the confused with only his glove to smell.
Winner of "Save of the Season" that year for this wonderful one
handed stop, plus the £125 Cash Prize.
Chaz "Le Chat" Goalkeeper pictured
above with his son Cubby (place your mouse on picture), on the front
cover of the Tamsworld CUP-FINAL Unofficial Programme....as Chaz himself
has no doubt told you), was known to play outfield in almost every
"Old Firm" match against the Smiddy F.C. "You get to Kick more
BALLS this way" he would say, revelling in the chance every time
the Rosey Rangers were up 5-0 to swap places with Drew, thus giving
"Half Chance" the opportunity to conduct the Fans in a good old sing
song and Chaz the chance to kick anything that moved....or didn't
move quickly enough.
Banned sine die |
