DAVY
Davy, a flying
winger, or a wee fly ringer as he was known by opposing fans. The
first of the players to cash in on the commercial aspects of the
modern footballer when he became the Gary Lineker of his day with
the first T.V. adverts (Black and White) for the original crisps
with the wee blue bag of salt inside the packet. Still collects
his royalties every other Saturday in the Rosey along with his Totes,
betting slips, Karaoke order of appearance slips, or the silk type
that he gets for Marlynn the missus.
During a televised evening match ( pictured above ) in which
after his second innocous tackle saw him red carded by the ref
Wee Davy lost the nut, tore off his strip and boots and went Ballistic.
Goalkeeper Chaz had to restrain him until Marlynn arrived to drag
him off the pitch and home for an early bath.
Christened "The Wee Chancellor" he was the quiet man of the team
and for four months he was reported missing. He wasn't, he had just
shaved his moustache off and nobody had recognised him.(He appears
elsewhere on this site but I just can't find him, see if you can
cos Marlynn's still looking for him).
Banned sine die |
