DREW
"Half chance Miller"
earned the nickname for his uncanny knack of scoring the winning goal
in the dying moments of a match. Last year's Champions League clincher
being a perfect example. Holds the world record for "keepie up" at
Chancellor Street in Partick..... using Tosh McKinlay's arse. A big
favourite amongst the celebrities, in fact he was asked to lead the
singing at Madonna's Wedding, but declined due to choir practice in
the Rosey that day. Good job he didn't because he was going to start
off with his usual rousing chorus of the f*!nt wi the
Bust she cannae sing, cannae sing, cannae sing! (and yes I can spell
front).

Drew celebrates his goal in customary style.(pictured above)
Which reminds me about the bus loads of Cockneys who travel north
every other Saturday just to listen to his patter (Soapy Watter)
and pay homeage to the Original Barrow Boy. I bet he still supplied
the flowers for the wedding. Along with Tam, they formed a lethal
strike force that terrorized defences throughout the world, none
more so than any team that Tosh played for.
Product of the Dowanhill School of Excellence.
Banned sine die |