TAM

"Mr. Goals" World Record Holder (Most goals scored in a season an astonishing 125 GOALS). Tall powerful striker (before verruca operations), great in the air and formidable on grass. "Goals are my business" said Tam modestly, after scoring more goals in one game than Marco Negri had huffs in a season. Awarded the O.B.E. Winner of 10 "Golden Boot" awards and World Player of the Year every year of his illustrious career.

Married to "Posh Curry" from the Original Girl Pop Band "The Curry Girls". Victorious Christine broke the hearts of all his female fans by announcing their engagement "LIVE" on a "Rosevale T.V. Special". Sold the pictures of their wedding to HELLO HELLO Magazine for a ludicrous amount of money as the happy couple posed on their Royal thrones, a theme later adopted by a lesser Celebrity Couple.(see above)

Tam receives "Man Of The Year" award for the 10th consecutive year.(pictured above)

Winner of more awards for Fitba' T.V. and Film appearances than Ally McCoist, check out one of his goals by clicking on the goal button (above right), or why not go and see *'Swampy' the movie where Bobby Duvall likens him to a young Al Pacino. (*coming to a cinema near you....Soon).