TAM-A
Tam-A (Jaws)
Earned the nickname after trying everything to stop his opponent getting
the better of him. Flooring the winger for the 45th time, (or
once every 30seconds of the first half for you football statisticians
out there). Two yards from the corner flag the winger was ceremoniously
upended face down in the mud, Tam then resorted to take a bite out
of the players arse. Result being, the player was stretchered off
unable to play on, in fact he couldn't even sit on the bench for the
next 6 months.
Uncompromising in the tackle, "Tam-A could outbutt Big Dunc" as
the Famous Scottish "referee" Ican P Buttcan Naesee said in his
report to the B.S.F.A. They gave him a twelve match ban. The Procurator
got involved, Tam got three months in the Bar-reL, Cranny
got the key, Tam jumped the wa' and within half an hour, courtesy
of Freddie and his lorryfull of "Buckie" that he was saving
for his "50th Birthday Party".....(he was 25 at the
time), the three were back kicking lumps out of the opposition.
Product of the Dowanhill School of Excellence.
Banned sine die |
