Recommended (bizarre and frequebtly tasteless) sites
Latest update: January 2005
It's been very hard to keep this updated, as I don't have the time I used to (probably because I no longer work...). So anyway, I don't want to abandon it entirely, so I think I'll just trim this page down to keep my favourite categories. With a miscellaneous for stuff simply too good not to mention. Enjoy! (The sites marked new aren't necessarily new to the web, just to this list since the last update.) Categories:
Lego
Barbie
Food
Stars : Wars & Trek. Oh and I put LOTR in here, too.
Jesus
Cats & Dogs
Other stuff
Lego - it's just really cool.
Lego porn Warning, highly graphic, if such a thing is possible, given that it's Lego... Snowflakes - in Lego. yep. Adventures in Fimo - not quite Lego, but still fun Lego Harpsichord - what more can I say? ReasonablyClever - Make your own Lego Person Escher's Ascending and Descending - in Lego. Really. Legodeath - A museum of horrors. Junkbot - excellent Lego building game The Brick Testament - Another excellent Lego related site Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Camelot song...in Lego Lego Star Wars - this man has far, far, far too much time on his hands Barbie - I guess it was about time the bimbo got her own section...
*new* Food Chain Barbie - kind of strange A Linux distro for Barbie - Modern Barbie is tired of all that Windows bullshit... The Visible Barbie Project - all in the name of research... Voodoo Barbie - courtesy of the Butthole Surfers Alternative Barbies Tourette Syndrome Barbie -- Some people might think it's not cool or pc to make fun of those with Tourette Syndrome. Well, they haven't seen this site... Food stuff
*new* Weight Watchers Recipe cards - from the 70s. *new* Freaky franks - Whipped cream and Barbie doll heads, anyone? *new* Potatoe (sic) chip gallery *new* Body coffee - Hey, coffee's a food. *new* Vegetable Rights Militant Movement - Stop vegetable cruelty *new* Unwise Microwave Experiments - not PRECISELY food, but a microwave is food related, right? Freaky Franks Hot dog with Barbie heads & circus peanuts, please Toast Portraits of Famous People - hmm. too much time? The Periodic Table of Dessert - yum. The Art of the Bonsai Potato Peep Research - not quite food perhaps, but, well, important nonetheless A brie history of time - a bit cheesy. ha. Foods of the Bible - fancy a snack? Nude Man Carrot - and his many adventures Online Cheese Comparator - So, just how cheesy are you? Find the spam - Why does this amuse me? No idea. Mike's amazing cakes - These are real cakes. And they're amazing, even. Weird recipes - wanna make a kitty litter cake? Bad chips - worst chips ever (potato chips, not "chips" as in French Fries) Lettuce ladies - not sure if this is sad or amusing CheeseNet - Cheese literature, the secrets of Cheese, Ask Dr Cheese. I kid you not. Name that Candy Bar -- By its cross-section The Simulator -- Anyone miss their first job? Ramen Recipe Database -- Mashed potato ramen? Vodka chicken ramen? Generic Macaroni and Cheese Gallery -- Um. Why is this less sad than the tissue box cover collection? I dunno. But it is. Marshmallow Peeps. -- Also check out The Bunnies strike back Breakfast Cereal Character Guide - Catch him, he's got lucky charms! Microscapes Stars: Wars & Trek (and what the heck, LOTR, too)
*new* My Little Borg Pony - Assimilation is inevitable. The Ladies of Star Trek And here's the other side of the coin... Kirk/Spock Archive A site based on the premise that Kirk & Spock were actually gay lovers. The mind boggles. The stomach turns! New Film Synopsis in a strange convergance, this section of my list becomes truly unified Star Trek on Ice yep. LOTR secret diaries yep. Lord of the Peeps - Possibly the coolest take-off site ever... Hobbit Name Generator StarWars gansta rap -- You don't have to like rap to find this amusing. StarWars Designer Interiors -- Ever notice how many odd sites there are based on StarWars? StarWars Kitsch -- See what I mean? Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa -- Just because Star Wars Asciimation -- Another person with too much time on his hands - but we like Princess Leia's hair. Lego Star Wars - this man has far, far, far too much time on his hands Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Shame Leonard Nimoy sings Proud Mary, and other classics (or not) Jesus - My favourite website category, as I'm sure you all know by now :)
*new* Weird Jesus Picture - Or maybe it's David Crosby in his young, slim days... *new* Date to Save - includes 10 effective dating tips for missionaries... *new* Bush is Lord - I particularly like the link "are you an anti-Bush hacker? Click here!" Another Weird Jesus thing Jesus is Alive/Elvis is alive What's the difference? What would Jesus Do Thong - Now THERE'S an oxymoron for you Lord Co Centre (home of the screaming Jesus Clock) - An entire website devoted to mocking religious beliefs through the use of tasteless, blasphemous, sacreligious parody products? You bet your sweet rosary! WWJD - (What would Jesus Drive?) Threat Alert Jesus - the deity of homeland security Sell your soul - unless you've already ruined it Lark News - Kind of like a Christian The Onion Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick - and you thought it was just an expression Evil Bible - You always suspected it The Lord's prayer - in Ebonics Christian pickup lines - excuse me, is this pew taken? A brie history of time - "the Bible according to Cheese" Where is Jesus? - see below for answer. I see Jesus - Jesus is everywhere. If you want him to be. And have some cash. Foods of the Bible - fancy a snack? I am with you always... - the rebuttal Adult "Christian" panties - A real product. Really. Jesus, with you always I do so wish this was a parody. But it's not. Jesus of the week Bookmark this page and come back often. Temple of Black Jesus What's your middle name? Mine's "questionable taste"... The Brick Testament - Another excellent Lego related site Jesus Sandals - just what you need for Christmas Jesus dress up - Oldie but goodie Jesus.com -- If you are easily offended by jokes about Christianity, don't even go here. Cat stuff - there's a lot of cat stuff out there. And dogs, too. Why the heck not.
*new* Yoga kitty - with videos! (is it just me, or is that guy really scary looking?) *new* The infinite cat project - Too bad I have no cat to take a photo of... *new* Olivia the Cat's weblog - Meow? Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow, meow... *new* Meet Tyson - He's a bulldog. He skateboards. With video! *new* Catster - because your cat NEEDS his own webpage *new* Amazing Cat Collection - Some of these are cute, some are just plain creepy K9 Topcoat - I sense an alarming trend in pet fashion... Cat fashions - if "fashion" is the word we're really looking here Cat scans - yes, it pretty much is what you'd expect from the name Animated kitty Animals wearing clothes - don't ask why. Limecat - Limecat is not very happy Dog in a Shell - Hate your in-laws? Here's a great gift! Viking Kittens - Hope you like Zepplin Kisa Hitlers - I knew there was something evil about that cat... Strange Japanese dress-up cats Scary flashy eye cats Tubcat, a fan page The Dancing Cat Page - Serious or not - you decide! What breed of dog are you? -- And other great online tests Strange foreign objects in dog poop -- Title says it all, I think. Winners of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest. Need I say more? I gave my cat an enema - Poor cat. Poor owner. My Cat Hates You - Why? Because you are a pathetic loser. Bonsai Kitten - this is a joke. Just in case you weren't sure! Other stuff
*new* The Erudite Laborer's Cries of Romance - "Please join me atop my scaffold perch, from whence I unleash the signature silver-tongued catcalls which so endear me to the fairer sex!" *new* Celebrity hangman - go on, guess "Q, Z, X, V, J" *new* George says... - there's just way too many George Bush sites out there to really get into it, but I couldn't resist this one *new* Scared of Santa photo gallery - You can hardly blame them with some of these Santas The Exorcist In 30 seconds. With bunnies. Holy Robin's phrases, Batman! - The complete (apparently) list Make a flake - we had great fun with this Who would buy that? - Auction oddities from all over the web The Elements - Tom Lehrer's classic song, with animation Ghetto Delta One of the best I've seen in a while. Totally excellent Surrealist Complement Generator - "Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils. " Dictionaraoke - A personal favourite Mike the Headless Chicken - "He really was a chicken running around with his head cut off" Bad Scrabble Hands - Let's face it. YIEEZIO really SHOULD be a word, right? Derek's big website of Walmart Receipts -- Strangely addictive. Especially the comments. Baby's named a bad, bad thing - One of the funniest sites I've seen in a long time Cleaning the fucking kitchen for dummies - I especially love the picture captions Buffy swearing keyboard - cause you never know when you might need one... Little Astrology Prince - Tell your fortune with Sushi Guess the Dictator/Sit-com Character - This one is one of my all-time favourites. Brilliant.