The Virtual Crematorium

Welcome to the virtual crematorium.   Here you can record your wish to be cremated along with some details of the service and the fate of your ashes, then you can view what your cremation might be like.   Why not see who has already signed up?

Alternatively could also express your desire for another to be cremated.   Just think of your ex-boyfriend (the bastard that broke your heart) or that sexist bullying supervisor going into the incinerator and ending up as a little box of ash.   Maybe bad karma to dream of his complete destruction, but it is better that anger is expressed rather than turned inward to cause depression, illness and ultimately lead to your real cremation.