**KEYZER SOZE**

Who is Keyzer Soze?




Hi. My name's Verbal and this is my webpage. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! As you can appreciate due to the nature of my limb impediments this took me conciderably longer to make that it will take you to read. Also, please don't forget that all the verbiage here is inadmisable. I have good lawyers.

After the success of the Usual Suspects, alot of people have been asking me where I get my hair styled.
I'm a nice guy, so I'll tell you. Could I have a drink please? It's kinda warm in here...
The pointy styleee was created more by accident than design. I was caught in a cross fire once. Ducking down to avoid almost certain trauma (their names were Cajun Dave and Black Widow Wez by the way, not that I'm informing on them or anything) two bullets winged the top of my skull in a v shaped formation. The result was my barnet.
I suppose you could recreate it by less painful means...just sweep it forward and cut into the shape. I also find a bit of hair wax helps...