Kevin Spacey, incredibly nice chap as he is (allegedly...he may be a horror...) gets given a script by a friend to read. Now most people of such high star creditials would grin, accept, and then bin the aforementioned work of genius (coz only agents and managers read scripts...)
but no!
Kev accepts the script and goes to a park to read it. (I guess it was a nice day) taking his dawgs, Legacy and Mini along with him.
So far so good.
UNTIL! A moments lack of concentration and the dogs have whizzed on the script. Yup. They've taken a slash on the words of wisdom. They've pissed on the mametian scrawls. They've...well you get the picture.
What does Spacey do? He laughs and calls for a new one.

(BTW the 'soiled' script is now being sold on Ebay for $250,000...apparently someone happened upon the soggy shakespeare and bagged it. Oh joyous day. Actually that is a lie, but someone HAS sold an Evian bottle on Ebay that KS was supposed to have slurped from at the oscars. Perlease!!! Anyone who buys that needs a CT scan. Although the possibilities are endless! If people actually buy this junk I'm gonna collect every single drinks container I can find! (although some might be even less believable than others eg 'a bottle of $2.99 Hock as guzzled from by Jack Nicholson. Yuh huh)

Here are some links that Kevin Spacey might find useful to prevent such a tale of trauma from happening again. AND WE'RE TALKIN' BOOK COVERS HERE BABE!

Repair a book!
A cool and groovy site that can supply you with an entire KIT for the renovation of paper based reading items! As they say in the intro..."An unsuspecting book sometimes falls into the wrong hands – er, paws!" HA HA HA!! Yes. Well. Quite.

BRODART!
For all the book jacket covers you'll ever need. The products are multi sized, so even the longest of scripts is...COVERED!! http://www.galaxymall.com/books/tools/