Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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